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DISClaimer Single Reviews (6/13/12)

Some weeks, everything is completely obvious.

There’s no question but that Miranda Lambert has the Disc of the Day with “Fastest Girl in Town.” But keep your ears open for Willie Nelson and Jason Eady, too.

It’s also completely self-evident to me that Charlie Worsham is the winner of the DisCovery Award. He completely knocked me out, and his self-titled, five-song, debut EP is definitely a keeper. Listen and believe.

RACHEL HARRINGTON/Makin’ Our House a Honky-Tonk
Writer: Rachel Lyn Harrington; Producer: Evan Brubaker; Publisher: none listed, BMI; Skinny Dennis (track) (www.rachelharrington.net*)
—True to its title, it sounds like it was recorded in her living room. That said, it has a certain, slightly sloppy, homemade charm.

CHARLIE WORSHAM/Could it Be
Writer: Marty Dodson/Ryan Tynsdell/Charlie Worsham; Producer: Charlie Worsham & Ryan Tyndaell; Publisher: I Hope Momma’s Listening/Black to Black/ole/Purple Cape, BMI; ole (track) (www.charlieworsham.com)
—Wow. This guy sings with immense warmth and personality. The production is an ear-tickling, acoustics-with-a-thump delight. The harmony work is flawless. And the song is a melodic wonder. Make this man a star.

MIRANDA LAMBERT/Fastest Girl in Town
Writer: Miranda Lambert/Angaleena Presley; Producer: Frank Liddell, Chuck Ainlay & Glenn Worf; Publisher: Sony-ATV Tree/Pink Dog/Ten Ten, BMI/ASCAP; RCA (track)
—Miranda’s back to rocking in her “bad girl” persona. She steams up the windows with this performance as a sexy vixen who goes out drinking and speeding with her beau, then ditches him for the cop who stops them. Get outta the way of those shrieking electric guitars, boys.

JAMES STORM/Longnecks & Rednecks
Writer: Serg Salinas/Dale Oliver; Producer: none listed; Publisher: none listed; TNA Knockout
—Storm is a professional wrassler, and this is his theme song. It’s a screamer.

BRIAN MOLNAR & THE NAKED HEARTS/Some Dreams
Writer: Brian Molnar; Producer: Brian Molnar & The Naked Hearts; Publisher: Low 12, BMI; Avenue A (track) (www.brianmolnar.com)
—This lilting ballad has a wistful, sweet/sad quality that goes down smoothly. He sings with soft honesty and the piano, steel and guitar notes are perfectly placed. There’s real talent in these grooves. An instant favorite.

JENNY SIMMS/A Reason to Come Home to You
Writer: Jenny Simms; Producer: Larry Butler; Publisher: none listed; JS (track) (www.jennysimmsmusic.com)
—The late Larry Butler was behind the board for this one. It’s a Caribbean-accented ditty, delivered by a confident, throaty vocalist. She has moxie. So does the song.

JASON EADY/AM Country Heaven
Writer: Jason Eady; Producer: Kevin Welch; Publisher: Jason Eady, SESAC; Underground Sound (track) (www.jasoneady.com)
—Singer-songwriter Kevin Welch, who’s producing here, sure knows a tunesmithing talent when he hears one. Eady sings of by-gone country days when people sang about reality and didn’t necessarily look like fashion models. His vocal is hillbilly-perfect, and the steel echoes his every sentiment. Essential listening for any true country fan.

WILLIE NELSON/Just Breathe
Writer: Eddie Vedder; Producer: none listed; Publisher: none listed; Legacy/Nine North (ERG)
—Willie is the Energizer Bunny of country music. He just keeps on keepin’ on. This smoothly produced outing finds his distinctive nasal voice ruminating on life, death and reincarnation amid soft harmonica sighs, rippling guitars, supportive background singing and light steel guitar grace notes. Extremely listenable, it’s the prettiest track he has released in years. The song was a 2009 hit for Pearl Jam and was penned by frontman Eddie Vedder.

CHRIS CAGLE/Let There Be Cowgirls
Writer: none listed; Producer: Keith Stegall; Publisher: none listed; Bigger Picture (track) (www.chriscagle.com)
—Somehow, I doubt that the Almighty commanded that there be cowgirls at the dawn of creation. But that’s the premise here. Cagle is singing with a little more subtlety than he used to, but he still favors thunderous accompaniment.

LOGAN MAC/Red Dirt Town
Writer: Logan Mac/Rick Fowble; Producer: Joe Matthews; Publisher: Oil Trash, ASCAP; TCM (www.tcmrecordsnashville.com)
—The poor thing can just barely sing. And it doesn’t help that the production practically overwhelms his little bitty voice.

CMA Music Festival By The Numbers

Luke Bryan performs at LP Field on Sat., June 9 during the 2012 CMA Music Festival. Bryan and Kimberly Perry will host "CMA Music Festival: Country's Night to Rock" airing Mon., Sept. 17 on ABC. Photo: Donn Jones/CMA

$6.1 million festival proceeds donated to music education over the years
1.4 million fans in CMA’s aggregate digital audience
1.25 million consumer engagements including product sampling, sales leads and brand impressions
71,000 total daily attendance
31,000 tweets sent to the Jumbotrons at LP Field
22,500 texts sent to the Jumbotrons at LP Field
25,000 fans at the free concerts at the Riverfront both Friday and Saturday
20,000 cheering spectators at the kick-off parade
17,000 number of times the CMA Awards & Music Fest App was downloaded for the festival
10,000 hours worked by volunteers
882 attendees treated by medical workers
730 credentialed journalists, photographers, and videographers
460 volunteers
450 artists performances
250 artists and celebrities appearing at Fan Fair Hall
230 domestic and international media outlets represented
200 hours of concert
94 percent of attendees who are extremely satisfied and plan to attend next year
71 percent of attendees who are college educated
50 brand sponsors
50 number of states represented by attendees
40 radio stations represented by broadcaster attendees
38.5 average age of attendees
38 acts at the Nightly Concerts at LP Field
24 number of countries represented
14 ambulance transports
4 number of times the CMA Music Festival has won IEBA Festival of the Year

CMA Music Festival Attendance Up 9.2 Percent

LP Field during the nightly concerts on Friday, June 8 at the 2012 CMA Music Festival in Downtown Nashville. Photo: Bennett Farkas/CMA

CMA Music Festival set a new attendance record in 2012 with daily attendance topping 71,000 fans, a 9.2 percent increase over the 65,000 fans who attended last year. It was a sell out for the third consecutive year at LP Field.

The increase was attributed to expanded seating at LP Field for the nightly concerts, and mild temperatures that drove increased attendance in the free event and concert areas downtown.

“Third time’s the charm and to achieve a sell out for a third straight year and increase attendance says a lot about the strength of this event, the dedication of our fans, the support of our industry and local community, and the popularity of our music and artists,” said Steve Moore, CMA Chief Executive Officer.

Carrie Underwood performs at LP Field on Friday, June 8 during the 2012 CMA Music Festival.Photo: John Russell/CMA

Attendance figures for 2012 include four-day ticket packages, promotional and single night tickets, as well as attendance in non-ticketed free areas and events. In all, more than 450 artists performed more than 200 hours of concerts.

Week-long mild temperatures in Nashville resulted in increased attendance in the numerous free areas including The Buckle, Fan Alley, public events, and concert venues. In fact, there was record attendance on Friday and Saturday at Chevrolet Riverfront Park with more than 25,000 fans attending the free concerts throughout each day.

“Eighty percent of our four-day ticket holders come from outside of Tennessee,” said Moore. “What we are seeing is gains with our locals who are coming out to support our free areas in increasing numbers.”

According to the Nashville Convention and Visitors Bureau, the direct visitor spending generated by CMA Music Festival in 2011 was $30 million, a $6 million increase over 2010 making the Festival the top annual generator of tourist income in Nashville. And it appears that 2012 was a boon to business again. Figures for 2012 will be released by the NCVB at a later date.

Blake Shelton performs at LP Field on Friday, June 8. Photo: Donn Jones/CMA

CMA Music Festival benefits downtown businesses, but it also supports music education in Music City. The artists and celebrities participating in CMA Music Festival donate their time. They are not compensated for the hours they spend signing autographs and performing. In appreciation of their exhaustive efforts, The CMA Foundation donates proceeds from the event to music education on the artists’ behalf through CMA’s Keep the Music Playing program. To date, CMA has donated more than $6.1 million to the cause.

Corporate brand partnerships are a key element to the marketing, fan experience, and financial support of the Festival. Nearly 50 different brands, including longtime partner Chevrolet, participated in the CMA Music Festival generating a combined activation and consumer engagements of more than 1.25 million – an increase of nearly 40 percent over numbers for 2011 (900,000). These various engagement elements included product sampling, dedicated registrations and sales leads, as well as brand impressions.

“This year more than 15 new brands—including AT&T, BIC, Hunt Brothers Pizza, Emerald Coast Vacations, Jelly Belly, Jack in the Box, Cracker Barrel, Bad Boy Buggies, and Cabot Cheese—participated at the Festival with dynamic consumer activities,” said Sheri Warnke, CMA Senior Vice President of Marketing and Communications.

Festival attendees came from all 50 states and two dozen countries.

The ABC television special CMA Music Festival: Country’s Night to Rock will air Mon., Sept. 17 (8:00-11:00 PM/ET).

Tickets for 2013 CMA Music Festival, which will be held Thursday through Sunday, June 6-9, are available now.

Bobby Karl Works CMA Music Festival (Part 3)

Alan Jackson performs at LP Field. Photo: CMA

SUNDAY

Morning drizzle and showers cooled the temperature, but also thinned the crowds downtown on Sunday afternoon (6/10). The AT&T and Cisco Fan Fair Hall was the first to fold up its tent. But what a way to go: the dynamic bluegrass band Russell Moore & IIIrd Tyme Out was on schedule to close out the Durango Acoustic Stage at 3:00 p.m.

I asked Manuel how his booth had fared. “It was our first year,” he replied. “We’re learning. We’ll try again next year.” I suggested, “Try small things, like bandanas.”

Before we leave this venue, I must give a shout-out to the street team working for Chris Young. Like last year, they covered the sidewalks outside the Hall with colorful chalk “CY” slogans. Also, his “Neon” cardboard fans were omnipresent at the Fest.

Hundreds poured out of the Convention Center and down the street to the Bud Light Bridgestone Stage. Charlie Worsham was supposed to be entertaining at the time, but wasn’t there. Angie Johnson, Robin Meade and The Hummingbirds were booked to close out this stage.

Volleyball at Hall of Fame park. Photo: CMA

At the Bic Soleil Bella Beach, long, lean Stephanie Quayle was laying down a very cool, groove-soaked sound. “I am so thrilled to be here,” she told the thin but enthusiastic audience. “This is my first CMA Music Festival performance.” She was, in fact, one of the best female “unknowns” I heard all weekend. The excellent Mustang Sally Band and Eric Lee Beddingfield were scheduled to be the finale acts at the Beach. Once again, a volunteer volleyball game was in full swing.

The Beach host was the first to thank the sound tech and stage crew who kept that stage running smoothly. One by one, each of the other venues did the same. In order to put on CMA Fest and Bonnaroo simultaneously, it takes not only every single member of the stage-hands union (IATSE) in Nashville, but those of Knoxville and Memphis and those of almost every Tennessee bordering state.

These are some hard-working folks. There are 16 hours of concerts at LP Field, alone, and at least 24 hours each at the Durango, Bridgestone, Beach and Hard Rock stages, and 30+ hours at Riverfront.

Over at the Country Music Hall of Fame on Sunday afternoon (6/10), the store was full of last-minute shoppers. Indeed, all of the souvenir shops downtown were jammed and hopping.

Scotty McCreery with a fan. Photo: CMA

Officials estimate that each Fest registrant spends between $1,200 and $1,600 while in Nashville. That sounds low to me, but at $1,500 times 70,000, that is $105 million spent. Another official stat is that the attendees drop about $30 million in sales taxes.

Flynnville Train was tapped to close out the four days of music at the Chevrolet Roadhouse Stage. Nearby, Luke Bryan was amiably autographing as the finale attraction at The Lodge.

In Fan Alley, Hunt Brothers Pizza was still at it, dishing up free slices steadily, as before. Likewise, the free Blue Bell ice cream cups were still being dispensed in the Buckle zone.

Other free food at the Fest included the yummy grilled sausages on sticks presented at the corner of Broadway and 3rd Ave. by the History Channel to promote its “Cross Country Cookout” show and the free samples of Papa’s Italian Ice being doled out at Riverfront’s entrance. On Sunday, representatives of Edens Edge were passing out free candy sticks in the Buckle zone as well. Jack in the Box’s Jack Burger Truck was parked on Lower Broad giving away Jumbo Jack burgers. I’m not kidding: These were the full-size Real Deals.

Chad Freeman & The Red Line were rocking the Hard Rock’s stage, a little too loudly, I thought. Sunday fare scheduled there also included Erin Enderlin, Adam Sanders and Walker Hayes.

“It’s wonderful,” said Ed Salamon of the Fest. “It’s more music than you can possibly consume.”

The Chevrolet Riverfront Stage area was about 3/4 full, and the crowd was much less rowdy (give them a break, it was Sunday, after all). But Brett Eldredge was giving them an energetic show anyway.

Almost all of the many boaters on the Cumberland who had been behind this stage on Saturday, had vanished by late Sunday afternoon.

The Mavericks backstage at LP Field. Photo: Alan Mayor

It began to drizzle around 3:45 p.m. and by 4:00, a light rain was falling. Stage-closing Wade Bowen and Lorrie Morgan and their “show-must-go-on” spirits prevailed.

By the way, ASCAP’s backstage hospitality at Riverfront was lovely. Where else at the Fest could you find something as healthy, hygienic and delish as individually packaged portions of hummus, pita bread, eggplant salsa and Tennessee trail mix?

By the time we hit LP Field (6/10), the skies were overcast but dry. The Mavericks kicked things off, complete with accordion and a horn section. Country Music Hall of Fame member Bill Anderson turned in a nice, acoustic mini set.

Then came Scotty McCreery. After winning at Wednesday’s CMT Awards, he returned home to North Carolina to graduate from high school on Thursday. Rushing back to Nashville to sing was all in a day’s work. During his senior year, he earned a Platinum Record for his debut CD, two Gold singles and two New Artist awards, in addition to pitching for his high school’s baseball team. He graduated with honors, by the way.

Dierks Bentley at the nighttime concerts at LP Field. Photo: Alan Mayor

Host Evan Farmer next brought out Dierks Bentley, who fired ‘em up with “Am I the Only One” and “Sideways.” Then he brought out LBT’s Karen Fairchild to duet on “When You Gonna Come Around.” There was some question about whether Dierks would be there. His father died at the beginning of the week. Nevertheless, he gave the fans his all. Steel Magnolia, Rascal Flatts, Alan Jackson and Martina McBride ensued, bringing the fabulous Fest to its conclusion.

Relaxing and schmoozing in the CMA hospitality suite were Hank Adam Locklin, Debbie Miller & Bill Purcell, MusicRow’s Eric Parker, Melissa Maynard, Bill Deutsch (you vets might remember him from Sound 70; he’s now in the convention biz in Florida), John Dorris, Brandi Simms, Aaron Hartley and Horton Frank.

Attendee John Briggs has a cool new gig. He’s working with the new musical The Nutty Professor. It has its world premiere in Nashville at TPAC on July 24, prior to heading for Broadway. It is being directed by comedy immortal Jerry Lewis, who created the 1963 film of the same name. The book and lyrics are by Rupert Holmes (“Escape: The Pina Colada Song” to you pop fans, The Mystery of Edwin Drood to you musical-comedy nerds). Marvin Hamlisch (“The Entertainer”) is writing the music and conducting.

Here’s an important suite visitor: Bill Hagerty. He’s the Commissioner of the Tennessee Department of Economic & Community Development, the man primarily responsible for job creation in this state.

This year, fans came to CMA Music Festival from all 50 states and 23 foreign countries. They booked 110,000 hotel-room nights. That takes a lot of support staffing.

More than 400 artists participated. And they all have employees. So come and visit next year, too, Bill. We’ll be here. With jobs to do.

Fans pack the Riverfront concerts.

Creative Nation Announces Grand Opening, First Signing

Luke and Beth Laird

Songwriting and publishing power couple Luke and Beth Laird have announced the grand opening of their publishing and management company Creative Nation. The company will offer tailored deals for songwriters and producers in an effort to meet each individual’s needs. Creative Nation’s first signing is songwriter/producer Barry Dean.

“Luke and I both love music and are so excited to start this new business together to help elevate other songwriters and market them across multiple genres and platforms,” says Beth Laird. “I can’t think of two better songwriters to work with out of the gate. I feel so blessed to get to represent Luke and Barry Dean and look forward to new opportunities in the future.”

Barry Dean

Dean’s credits as a writer include the Martina McBride single “God’s Will” and Reba’s “Moving Oleta.” Dean also produced and co-wrote five songs with Lori McKenna for her acclaimed album Lorraine. Currently Dean has the Little Big Town single “Pontoon,” which is rapidly moving up the charts. Additionally he has cuts by Carrie Underwood, Alison Krauss, Jason Aldean and many more.

Luke Laird has co-written nine No. 1 singles in the last five years, including Carrie Underwood’s “Last Name,” Blake Shelton’s “Hillbilly Bone” and Eric Church’s “Drink In My Hand.” Beth Laird was most recently in writer/publishers for five years at BMI.

At launch, Creative Nation has over 15 cuts including the ConAgra “Child Hunger Ends Here” campaign theme performed by Jewel, Jay Sean, Owl City and Little Big Town.

More info here.

Bobby Karl Works CMA Music Festival (Part 2)

Rodeowave's Phil Vassar kicked off the performances at the Chevrolet Riverfront Stages on Friday. Pictured (L-R): CMA SVP Marketing and Communications Sheri Warnke, Vassar, and CMA CEO Steve Moore.

Chapter 402

FRIDAY AT THE FEST

On Friday (6/8) Nashville temperatures crept up toward what is more normal for the CMA Music Festival—until then we’d been blessed with the mildest weather in the history of the fan fiesta. So, prepared to sweat, we hit the “campus” on a 90-degree afternoon.

The Convention Hall exhibit area was far busier than it had been the day before. Ella Mae Bowen, Buddy Jewell, T. Graham Brown, Scotty McCreery, Blackberry Smoke, Jana Kramer, Doug Stone, Chase Rice, Craig Campbell, Sherry Lynne, Winfield’s Locket, Danielle Peck, Heidi Newfield, LoCash Cowboys, Corey Wagar, Laura Bell Bundy and The Oak Ridge Boys were autographing and posing for fan snapshots. So were daily stalwarts Lynn Anderson, Donna Fargo and Bucky Covington.

At the Acoustic Corner stage, always one of my favorites, Carter’s Chord was harmonizing sweetly. The afternoon’s schedule there also included Jimmy Fortune, Marty Raybon and Con Hunley, vocal champs all.

In the Gilden booth, fans were trying their hands at the “cow pie” tossing “Corn Hole Challenge” game as well as in a basketball basket-toss contest.

Frankie Ballard. Photo: CMA

The Bridgestone stage was blistering under the afternoon sun, but get a load of the talent lineup. It included Eric Paslay, Rose Falcon, the reunited Exile and hotshot picker Frankie Ballard.

Over at the Country Music Hall of Fame (6/8), Casey James was autographing in the Museum Store, Love & Theft were singing on the plaza and David Anderson was serenading on guitar in the lobby’s restaurant.

Across the street at the Bic Beach, Morgan Frazier was warbling away. Young people were having fun at a pick-up, co-ed volleyball game nearby.

Over by the Schermerhorn Symphony Center, The Lodge was hosting Kellie Pickler for an autograph signing and Kip Moore for a performance. This facility is co-presented by GAC, HGTV and the Travel Channel.

At the lovely Caesar’s Palace tent, two gals were giddy being videotaped singing along with Shania Twain’s “Man, I Feel Like a Woman.” Shania begins her residency at the Palace on Dec. 1, and the Vegas venue was offering fans a chance to win tickets to see her.

The Buckle zone was also much more crowded than it had been. Legendary Bill Anderson was autographing inside the Opry Originals gift shop. A TV crew from GAC’s new “Noteworthy at the Opry” show was capturing it all.

What was going on outside the shop was even more entertaining. A group of ranting evangelists had taken up spots on the pavement just outside the store’s door. One guy with a megaphone was shouting at passers by, “Repent! Shame on you, ungodly, immodest, wild, wild women! Submit to your husbands!”

“This is so irritating,” said one tank-tubed hottie to her girlfriend. “Isn’t what they’re doing, like, illegal?” her babe buddy replied. Alas, no, it is not.

One accomplice had on a cloth “sandwich board” stating, “Warning to all Pot Smokers, Masturbators, Drunks and Partiers, Sexual Perverts, Judgment Coming.” On the other side of the street, another guy bellowed with a megaphone, “Country music doesn’t glorify God; country music glorifies sin!” That did it. Several fans yelled right back at him.

Still another fellow silently held a yellow-and-red banner reading, “Pornography: Pathway to Hell’s Fire.” A group of merry, tanned, shirtless heathens posed in front of it, grinning and giving the thumbs-up sign, while their buddy took their picture. Priceless.

The Oak Ridge Boys backstage at LP Field. Photo: Alan Mayor

Fortunately, the megaphones could not be heard up on the Hard Rock Café’s fan-packed plaza. Maggie Rose was rocking the stage. Organizers were tossing free t-shirts. The bar was serving Bushwhackers, Strawberry Daiquiris and beer. After Maggie, singer-songwriter Jessie Lee took over on the acoustic stage, displaying just as much spirit.

Near gridlock was achieved at Riverfront Park that afternoon (6/8) while the gifted Gloriana and David Nail entertained. My gut instinct sensed that a lot of locals were mixed in with the Festival attendees, accounting for the plethora of people.

That evening, the Festival faithful again gathered at LP Field. No one, but no one, can sing “The Star Spangled Banner” like the fabulous Oak Ridge Boys. After finishing and accepting an ovation, the quartet launched into a crowd-pleasing, a cappella, rendition of “Elvira.” Naturally, the audience sang along.

Living legend Ronnie Milsap romped through his hits, concluding with a surprise rock-out on The Stones’ “Honky Tonk Women.” I thought this was perhaps too early in Brantley Gilbert’s career to have him on the Festival main stage, but the crowd welcomed him with gusto.

Jake Owen at LP Field. Photo: Alan Mayor

Jake Owen was clearly pumped about finally graduating from Riverfront to LP Field, six years after his chart debut. His enthusiastic set featured romping, clapping, stage diving and obvious joy. The masses waved their arms in sync throughout “Barefoot Blue Jean Night” as Jake cheered them on. If a superstar wasn’t born, it certainly wasn’t for lack of trying. The Band Perry also came prepared to win and took the stage with great vitality.

Gwen Sebastian and Randy Houser were booked to perform acoustic interludes in between the big stars. Blake Shelton and Carrie Underwood brought the night to a close with superstar razzle dazzle, and the finale fireworks did the rest.

As usual, the personalities of Music Row could be found mingling among the hoi polloi at the CMA Music Fest. At various times during the day (6/8), I encountered Allen Brown, Barry Coburn, Charlie Monk, Dennis Banka, Rod Essig, Two Foot Fred and Gary Overton (that’s A through G, if you’re keeping score).

Plus, Jo Walker Meador, Butch Spyridon, Mary Ann McCready, Robert Reynolds, Anthony Martin, Chuck Aly and Karen Tallier were working the “campus.” Onward into the weekend!

SATURDAY

On Saturday afternoon (6/9), the Festival crowds were bigger than ever downtown, but the star pickins were slim. So it turned out to be a day of discoveries. That’s the way these things usually turn out.

At Riverfront, Corey Smith was a delightful surprise. His songwriting is individualistic and ear catching. His bluesy/country/folkie singing was also distinctive. The Georgia phenom said, “I’ve never written a hit song, but I’ve written a lot of songs that make me feel better about myself.” He must have brought his fan club with him, because although the songs were unknown to me, hundreds were singing along with the lyrics.

At the Hard Rock, Matt Mason laid down a very cool, country-rock groove. This former Nashville Star contestant has an EP titled Chasing Stardust and was on Luke Bryan’s CMT tour last year.

Believe it or not, I even found a discovery at the karaoke station in the Buckle zone. Miss Mary and I were passing by when I glimpsed a small slip of a girl taking the mic to sing to the track of “Broken Wing.” She was a revelation, not only hitting the “money” notes, but also investing the song with real feeling. I swear, if we’d put out a tip jar, we could have raised her college tuition right then and there.

Her name is Chloe Channell. She is 10 years old. She is from Milton, Florida. She recorded her first CD at age 8. She performs in northern Florida, southern Georgia and northeast Alabama with a group called The Sawmill Band. She has a website, of course, which is how I learned all of this.

The best discovery of all was Pancho Amat. He and his band came to the CMA Fest from Cuba. On Saturday afternoon on the Bridgestone stage, they were laying down some fantastico Caribbean grooves. David & Susana Ross say that Pancho is a superstar in his homeland, and I believe it. (See video below).

Autographing in the Convention Center that afternoon (6/9) were Aaron Lewis, The Gatlins, Sage Keffer, Scarletta and Brantley Gilbert. At the mobbed Durango stage, Mark Wills was singing “Don’t Laugh at Me” and “19 Somethin,’” both of which sounded dandy with just acoustic-guitar accompaniment.

Kip Moore at the Riverfront. Photo: CMA

Even in that Fan Fair district, the young and buff outnumbered the older and physically challenged attendees who normally have congregated in that zone. Heading into the huger part of the Fest that is free, I noted that there were at least as many locals without neck lanyards as there were “official” registrants, maybe more. These, too, were overwhelmingly young.

After bopping to Pancho at Bridgestone, we caught Donny Fallgatter in the Beach zone, Jason Thomas in the Roadhouse and Payton Taylor at the Hard Rock. Following peppy Payton was Ayla Brown, a Season 5 American Idol finalist, official anthem singer of the Philadelphia 76ers and a new Nashvillian.

If you sought bigger stars, you pretty much had to get down there in the morning — Kip Moore and Lonestar at Riverfront – or late afternoon – Kix Brooks at The Lodge and Mel Tillis at Riverfront.

Hunter Hayes. Photo: Alan Mayor

The evangelists had moved further down Broadway, by the way. Standing near the entrance to Riverfront, Mr. Megaphone was shouting, “Turn away from Kenny Chesney! Turn away from Toby Keith! I don’t believe any of these country stars are Christians!” Nobody paid any attention.

Rick Murray, LeAnn Phelan, Brett James, Beth Gwinn and Lucas Hendrickson were among the industry-ites working it in the afternoon sunshine.

That night at LP Field (6/9), host Melissa Peterman urged the crowd to act up for the ABC-TV cameras. “That’s what they’re looking for,” she advised. Julie Roberts sang the Anthem. Kenny Rogers rolled through a somewhat mechanical set of his classics.

Then Hunter Hayes lit up the coliseum. Literally. As they entered, all 70,000 fans were given tiny flashlights with the instruction, “For Hunter Hayes.” When he made his way to a baby grand piano set up in the midst of the throng on the field to sing “Wanted,” all the little lights lit up. The adoring female faces immediately surrounding him said it all.

“OMG, Hunter Hayes!” Melissa exclaimed. “He’s 20!”

Rodney Atkins popped in for an unannounced run through of his new single, “Just Wanna Rock and Roll.” Little Big Town had everyone singing along to “Boondocks” and “Pontoon.” Then Eric Church came out in a lather with “Drink in My Hand,” “Smoke a Little Smoke” and more. Love & Theft and Kip Moore were booked for the acoustic interludes. Luke Bryan and Faith Hill were tapped to headline. There was an even longer fireworks finale than there had been on Friday.

The CMA Hospitality stadium box starred such fabulons as Ed Benson, Dale Bobo, Jonathan Walker, Jeff & Terri Walker, Victoria Shaw, Steve Moore and Mayor Karl Dean.

Little Big Town. Photo: Alan Mayor

 

Bobby Karl Works CMA Music Festival (Part 1)

Chapter 401

Jason Aldean at the press conference for the LP Field Nightly Concerts on Thursday (6/7). Photo: Alan Mayor

All eyes are on LP Field.

By day, the tens of thousands of CMA Fest attendees scatter throughout the city to fan-club parties, shopping sprees, charity events, tourist haunts and whatnot. But the whole flock comes to roost each evening at the coliseum, 70,000 strong.

On Thursday (6/7), that venue shimmered with the stardust of Glen Campbell, Jason Aldean, Kellie Pickler, Miranda Lambert, Brad Paisley, Lady Antebellum and more. It was undoubtedly the day’s ultimate goal and destination, yet there were plenty of diversions along the way to there.

We began our journey at the Chevrolet Riverfront Stage. Here’s the deal there: When the gates open, the LP Field ticket holders are allowed in 1/2 hour before everyone else, ensuring that they get prime  spots. This also has the effect of stationing the young and nubile front and center. After that, the general public is admitted free.

Lee Brice performing at the Chevrolet Riverfront Stage during CMA Music Festival. Photo courtesy CMA.

When I arrived, the venue was completely full, with thousands bopping and basking in the sunshine. Jerrod Niemann was aurally seducing them with “What Do You Want from Me.” They sang it back to him. He finished with the Big Finale of “Lover, Lover.” Lee Brice was up next with his hearty and friendly vibe. Linda Davis was hosting what was otherwise an all-male, all-day talent lineup.

The big change at Riverfront is the backstage area. In place of folding chairs and open air, there is now a cool, dark, air-conditioned tent with potted ferns, refreshments, white couches, easy chairs and cushions. You watch the stage show on closed-circuit TV.

The Hard Rock Café plaza now has two stages, a small acoustic one and another for bands. The fans gather under a large, shady tent here, and can avail themselves of a full bar, as long as they keep their drinks on the patio and don’t take them out onto Broadway.

O’Shea was singing with energy when I arrived. Then Old Dominion took the bigger stage. These Nashville country-rockers have written songs recorded by Steve Holy, Taylor Swift, Randy Houser and Chris Young. They were followed by singer-songwriter Madeleine Slate.

As you proceed up Broadway, you enter The Buckle, a fun zone between 2nd and 4th Avenues. Here you’ll find Cricket karaoke singing, roulette wheels for prizes, the U.S. Marines chin-up contest and free samples of Blue Bell ice cream and free bottled water. Sony has a big trailer truck for gamers where you can enter to win a PlayStation. The Pedigree tent has doggies for petting. There are Bad Boy Buggies to sit on. ASCAP has a tented performance stage in this zone, but it was silent when I stopped by.

The Lodge at CMA Music Festival. Photo courtesy CMA.

Turn left and you’re in Fan Alley. The Caesar’s Palace tent offered relaxation and free Shania Twain cardboard fans. Emerald Coast had a fly-casting game. Jack in the Box hosted a mechanical bull. Pause at the misting tent if you need to, then get in line for the GAC/HGTV structure called The Lodge. This is an autograph zone, but that didn’t stop the fans from asking Jake Owen to sing to them. “I didn’t even bring a guitar,” he protested. Thompson Square were signing as well. Waiting in the wings was Vanilla Ice. The “Ice Ice Baby” rapper is now a real estate rehab expert with his own HGTV show.

The diving dogs are back! Actually, they are called the Ultimate Air Dogs. Their new location this year means that they have to pass by you, to and from their swimming pool diving platform. So I got to meet Pippin the whippet. Across from that is the Chevrolet Roadhouse Stage. This new venue was featuring artists such as Amber Hayes and Matt Stillwell when I was there. The audience is also under a tent at this one, which features a huge, three-sided bar dispensing free iced tea. This venue also dispenses free Chevy t-shirts, which are actually just as nice looking as the official merch.

Hall of Fame Park is now the Bic Soleil Summer Beach. Here, you will find beach-ball tossing, a volleyball net, some small tents with couches and a “beach” of actual sand with chaise lounges. Most of the fans were listening in the sun as Jason Cassidy did his rocking “Ride of Your Life,” followed by Bush Hawg and Sunny Sweeney.

Up on 4th Avenue, The Clydesdales have a fully functional, tented “barn” set up. Each of the eight massive steeds has his or her own stall. They are bathed and groomed daily, to the delight of the fans. At this zone, you can also register to win a free six-pack of Budweiser. The iconic beer wagon, by the way, was built in 1903 by Studebaker.

Moe Bandy and Janie Fricke perform at the Bud Light Stage. Photo courtesy CMA.

The Bud Light Stage on the Bridgestone plaza was extremely popular on Thursday afternoon (6/7). A capacity crowd was enjoying T. Graham Brown belting “I Tell it Like it Used to Be” to wind up the “Classic Country Show” that also featured Moe Bandy, Janie Fricke and Gene Watson. This is another open-air venue, but the lack of shade seems to bother no one.

Fret not, Music Row fabulons: You will encounter your own kind amid the fan hubbub. At various stops along the way on Thursday, I greeted Cliff Audretch, Regina Stuve, Larry Fitzgerald, Shelly Mullins, Beth Gwinn, Leslie Roberts, Stuart Dill, Tracy Gershon, Wendy Pearl and Ryan Moore grooving on the fest.

At the Convention Center, the old fest moniker of Fan Fair is gradually fading away. This zone is now the AT&T and Cisco Fan Fair Hall, so that succinctly sums up the fest’s evolution.

Of its 60 booths, only three are for A-List artists – Alan Jackson, Chris Young and Dolly Parton. Another six are for “name brand” acts – The Kentucky HeadHunters, Lynn Anderson, Doug Stone, Donna Fargo, Bucky Covington and William Lee Golden. I love both Lulu Roman and Two Foot Fred, but although they were present and willing, few fans were at either booth when I went by. Fred is promoting his autobiographical book.

Only three major record companies are hosting booths, Warners, Big Machine and Universal. Of the remaining 46 booths, I counted 14 as belonging to indie artists and/or labels. That means that more than half of the booths now belong to retail entities such as Cabot Cheese, Sprint, Cracker Barrel, Jack Daniels, Field & Stream, Dillard’s, Budweiser, Chevrolet and Twisted Sister Apparel.

The dwindling star power of the autograph zone was the least of the fans’ complaints. This year, a lottery system was inaugurated. If you wanted to get a big-star autograph, you had to register on-line in May to qualify for the daily dispensing of autograph wristbands. Those who didn’t win one, clustered in a “Hopefuls” line to maybe get an extra. Plus, the wristband didn’t guarantee you’d get to the big star you desired. Boy, were they griping.

But something had to be done. If a Reba or Trace appears, the zone becomes a mob scene. And the big stars simply can’t accommodate everyone who wants them, even if they stay all day. The new system at least keeps their crowds and time commitments to a manageable size.

Flying Island's Gwen Sebastian got to meet Joey + Rory for the first time yesterday (6/7) in a Fan Fair Hall booth. Rory Feek co-wrote Gwen’s new single "Met Him in a Motel Room" with Jamie Teachenor. (L-R): Rory Feek, Gwen Sebastian and Joey Martin

Besides, there were plenty of other artists to get to know. In addition to Lynn, Donna, Bucky and the HeadHunters, artists in booths on Thursday (6/7) included Leah Seawright, Josh Turner, Her & King’s County, Miss Willie Brown, Gwen Sebastian, Laura Bell Bundy, Justin Moore, Craig Morgan, Nick Cross, Cowboy Troy, Trailer Choir, Billy Gillman and Eden’s Edge.

Also, you can have a custom photo made with the iconic Jack Daniels statue or participate in a fun Dolly trivia contest. There are film screenings in the Convention Center this year, as well.

The Durango Acoustic Corner stage has moved into the exhibit hall. This terrific venue used to be in a Convention Center hallway and needed more space. The stunning, stone-country vocal blend of Doyle Lawson & Quicksilver on “Between Leaving and Loving You” at that stop was the sweetest sound I heard all day.

Go home. Change clothes. Pick up Miss Mary. NOW head for the mecca of LP Field.

BMI has a Tailgate Party set up on the parking lot, entertaining fans before they enter the massive venue. On Thursday, the line-up there included The Peach Pickers – Dallas Davidson and Rhett Akins. Love them.

The Peach Pickers perform at BMI's Tailgate Party outside LP Field. Photo courtesy CMA.

Inside, Steve Moore greeted the throng and introduced Mayor Karl Dean. “We are thrilled to welcome you to Nashville,” said Dean, explaining how the Fest gives back to Nashville schools, thanks to the stars’ generosity. “Let’s start off this festival by giving these artists a huge round of applause. Enjoy yourselves, and have a wonderful, wonderful time.” Up in the CMA Hospitality Box, I congratulated hizzhonor on his speech. “Well, at least nobody booed,” he replied.

David Nail showcased the fruits of the fest by performing a moving rendition of “The Sound of a Million Dreams” with the Nashville School of the Arts Chamber Singers. The students then sang the National Anthem.

Glen Campbell performs at LP Field. Photo courtesy CMA.

“Welcome to your home for the next four nights,” said host Storme Warren to the crowd. He brought on Glen Campbell, who drew a massive cheer. The roars continued as he fired off one iconic hit after another – “By the Time I Get to Phoenix,” “Galveston,” “Southern Nights.” When he lost his way in the lyrics of “Rhinestone Cowboy,” thousand of voices helped him through it. At times, he seemed agitated or confused, but his golden voice and guitar playing carried him through.

By the time he finished, Bev Lambert was weeping. “This is the last time we’ll see him,” explained Miranda’s mom. Miss Mary said she was choked up when Glen was singing about “the rivers of my memory” in “Gentle on My Mind.”

By the time Miranda Lambert and The Pistol Annies were through rocking the joint, LP Field was a full house. It was quite an inspiring sight. At the start of the week, there were still a few “nosebleed” seats available, but on Thursday afternoon, the CMA announced that the fest was officially completely sold out.

Lady Antebellum performs at LP Field. Photo courtesy CMA.

Kellie Pickler did a sweet, acoustic set on a small, high stage situated at mid field. Then Jason Aldean came out rocking on the main stage. At the conclusion of “She’s Country,” he went down into the crowd to shake some hands. The glorious Lady Antebellum was up next, followed by Zac Brown Band and Brad Paisley. Lauren Alaina provided a second acoustic moment.

Schmoozing the room were David & Susana Ross, Steve & Ree Guyer Buchanan, Herkie Williams, Tom Baldrica, Rob Oatman, former mayor Bill Purcell, LeAnn Phelan, Bob Doerschuk, Ron Cox, Charlie Cook, Steve Lassiter, John Dorris, Aaron Hartley, Tom Corley, Nancy Shapiro, Jeff Walker and Ed Hardy.

Zac Brown Band at LP Field press conference. Photo: Alan Mayor

Weekly Chart Report (6/7/2012)

WAKG/Danville, VA Music Director Alan Rowe made his 9,800th broadcast this week. His first broadcast was July 10, 1971. Row is pictured here in the summer of 1972 in the control room at WYPR/Danville, VA. Congratulations from all of us at MusicRow!

SPIN ZONE
It’s CMA Music Festival week in Nashville, and the town is buzzing with activity. After the CMT Music Awards on Wednesday (6/6), show co-host Toby Keith’s “Beers Ago” emerges as the CountryBreakout Chart’s new No. 1 song. Brantley Gilbert’s “You Don’t Know Her Like I Do” moves up to No. 2 as last week’s No. 1 “Even If It Breaks Your Heart” by Eli Young Band slips to No. 3. Dierks Bentley’s “5-1-5-0” pushes forward to No. 4, followed by another CMT show performer with the Band Perry’s “Postcard From Paris” at No. 5.

Other show performers fared well in this edition of the chart. Kenny Chesney’s sultry “Come Over” picked up the biggest spin increase and moved to No. 12 in its fourth week charting. Lady Antebellum performed the show opening with “We Owned The Night,” and the group’s latest single “Wanted You More” is up to No. 19. One of the night’s most memorable performances came from Little Big Town, whose summer-ready “Pontoon” motorboated up to No. 21.

Heidi Newfield poses this week with KUPL/Portland MD, Lola Montgomery. Newfield's latest single "Why'd You Have To Be So Good" is currently No. 62 on the CountryBreakout Chart.

Zac Brown Band debuted its new single “The Wind” on the show, and the song picked up the week’s highest debut at No. 54. Rascal Flatts closed the show with Journey on a medley of “Banjo” and “Don’t Stop Believin’” and now the trio’s new single “Come Wake Me Up is at No. 31.

Hank Williams Jr. also got a performance slot on the show and debuts at No. 73 with “That Ain’t Good.” Other debuts include Mark Wayne Glasmire’s “I Like You” at No. 75, The Mavericks’ “Born To Be Blue” at No. 78, T.J. Maddux’s “Hotter Than Fireworks” at No. 79, and Gwen Sebastian’s “Met Him in a Motel Room” at No. 80.

RADIO NEWS
Kudos to Bold Gold Media’s Thunder 102 WDNB/Liberty, NY on being a winner at Radio Ink’s second annual Digital Awards held earlier this week in California. Thunder 102 was awarded for the “Most Original Database/Digital Marketing Campaign” for its campaign to promote Brad Paisley’s concert at Bethel Woods Center for the Arts. Listeners had the opportunity to win tickets by locating the Paisley promotional listing on the station’s website and listening to the audio montage.

“We’re honored to receive this recognition. At Bold Gold we’re committed to providing the most advanced and exciting listener and sponsor experience…on air, online and in the mobile space,” said Bold Gold President Vince Benedetto.

Upcoming Singles
June 11
None listed

June 18
Gwen Sebastian/Met Him In A Motel Room/Flying Island
Craig Morgan/Corn Star/Black River
Casey James/Crying On A Suitcase/19/BNA
Denae Gardner/Welcome To America/4D Records

June 25
Maggie Rose/I Ain’t Your Mama/RPM

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New On The Chart—Debuting This Week
Artist/song/label — chart pos.
Zac Brown Band/The Wind/Southern Ground-Atlantic – 54
Hank Williams Jr./That Ain’t Good/Blaster Records – 73
Mark Wayne Glasmire/I Like You/Traceway – 75
The Mavericks/Born To Be Blue/Valory – 78
TJ Maddux/Hotter Than Fireworks – 79
Gwen Sebastian/Met Him In A Motel Room/Flying Island – 80

Greatest Spin Increase
Artist/song/label — spin+
Kenny Chesney/Come Over/BNA – 476
Zac Brown Band/The Wind/Southern Ground/Atlantic – 420
Big & Rich/That’s Why I Pray/Warner Bros. – 306
Rascal Flatts/Come Wake Me Up/Big Machine – 298
Little Big Town/Pontoon/Capitol – 285

Most Added
Artist/song/label — New Adds
Zac Brown Band/The Wind/Southern Ground-Atlantic – 31
Big & Rich/That’s Why I Pray/Warner Bros. – 20
Rascal Flatts/Come Wake Me Up/Big Machine – 13
Little Big Town/Pontoon/Capitol – 12
Trace Adkins/Them Lips (On Mine)/Show Dog – Universal – 11
Jessie James/Military Man/Show Dog–Universal – 10
Lee Brice/Hard To Love/Curb – 9
Taylor Made/Some Things You Never Grow Out Of – 8
Greg Bates/Did It For The Girl/Republic Nashville – 8

On Deck—Soon To Be Charting
Artist/song/label — spins
Lathan Moore/Nothin Like A Woman/Render Records – 169
Miranda Lambert/Fastest Girl In Town/RCA – 146
Daniel Smith/Sometimes Love – 146
David Frizzell/Say Hello To Heaven/Nashville America – 140
Tim Dugger/God For A Day/Curb – 139

Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw's Brothers of the Sun tour made its opening run this past weekend, stopping in Atlanta on Sun., June 3. Chesney's "Come Over” leaped to No. 12 this week on the CountryBreakout Chart. (L-R): Mike McVay (Cumulus), Mike Macho (WKHX/Atlanta), Mark Richards (WKHX/Atlanta), Jim Quinton (WPPL/Blue Ridge), Lance Houston (WUBL/Atlanta), Chesney, Chris Waters (Columbia Nashville), Casey Carter (WSTH), Paul Orr (WZZK/Birmingham), Norbert Nix (VP Columbia)

Mark Wayne Glasmire received a plaque at AristoMedia’s Global showcase for spending nine weeks at No. 1 on the European Hotdisc Chart with "I Like You." (L-R): Jeff Walker (AristoMedia Group), Glasmire, Martha Moore (so much Moore media), Lee Williams (CMR Nashville). Photo: Dan Harr.

Bobby Karl Works The CMT Music Awards

Chapter 400

Lady Antebellum works the red carpet at the 2012 CMT Music Awards. Photo: Alan Mayor

The 2012 CMT Awards totally smoked the other country awards shows in two departments, audience enthusiasm and quality of music.

It wasn’t the best written, most dignified or tech perfect—and certainly not the best looking—of the awards telecasts, but the excellence of the music on the CMTs was undeniable.

Staged at Bridgestone Arena on Wednesday (6/6), the show not only threw its spotlight on the 17,000 fans inside, but on thousands more outside on its plaza. Both groups were screaming like banshees and having the party of their lives.

And what a bounty of tunes they were served. There were 19 performances on this year’s telecast, more than ever before. Not only was there more music, it was presented in audio brilliance. Trust me, this is not always the case when music and television meet.

Here are my favorite musical moments of the show. Kicking things off was an exciting mash-up of Lady Antebellum and the pop band Hot Chelle Rae with their tunes “We Owned the Night” and “Tonight, Tonight.” It was my fave because both acts harmonized beautifully, and I love both songs.

Out on the plaza, Hank Williams Jr. and Brad Paisley were stone country on “Get Drunk and Play Hank Williams.” My third favorite was also a party song and also an outside performance, Eric Church’s “Drink in My Hand.” Back in the arena, Little Big Town sang superbly on the slinky “Pontoon,” a performance that also had one of the best stage sets of the eve.

Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley won the CMT Award for Collaborative Video of the Year for "Remind Me." Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty Images

My fifth most favorite moment belonged to the night’s top winner, Carrie Underwood. “Good Girl” is an extremely challenging song to sing, and she pulled it off magnificently. Next up, Kenny Chesney’s sensuous, hypnotic introduction of “Come Over,” which is going to be a massive hit for him. And who could quibble with the triple-threat vocals of Pistol Annies on “Takin’ Pills?”

The musical missteps were few. The Zac Brown Band wasn’t as vocally tight as usual on “The Wind,” but its instrumental flash was in place. The Farm sounded a little wobbly, too, although its time slot was too brief to really tell. Kimberly Perry of The Band Perry sounded out of breath throughout most of “Postcard From Paris,” and the song is still a half-baked muddle. The-emperor-has-no-clothes moment was Scotty McCreery. He may sell millions, but he simply isn’t a very strong singer.

For novelty/newsworthy value, we had Willie Nelson warbling “Roll Me Up (And Smoke Me When I Die),” accompanied by The ZBB, Jamey Johnson, Darius Rucker and Toby Keith and getting a standing ovation. Speaking of Toby, his “Beers Ago” was the best country-rocker of the night.

Others who gave the CMT Awards its claim as Best TV Music Presenter included Luke Bryan, Casey James, Rascal Flatts with Journey, Kip Moore, Jana Kramer and Lauren Alaina. Speaking of Lauren, her interjected moments catching up with tweets from fans fell flat. It wasn’t her fault—fan tweets are universally boring.

The “comedic” moments were also lame, particularly the opening “controversy” over whether Toby or Kristen Bell should host the show. It was much buzzed about because it featured video appearances by both President Obama and a wooden cigar-store Indian.

Keifer and Shawna Thompson pose backstage, winner's envelope and stilettos in hand, moments after winning CMT Award for Duo Video of the Year for “I Got You.”

Best entrance: Toby and Kristen riding a Red Solo Cup through the crowd. Best thank-you speech: Thompson Square. The CMT award is a big belt buckle: “It wasn’t so long ago that we were selling buckles and boots right down the street, so it feels pretty good to be getting one of these,” said Shawna. Runner-up: Brad Paisley, who won Collaborative Video with Carrie. “I just want to thank this beautiful woman for being in the video with me,” said Brad. “Otherwise, it’s just a dork walking in the desert.”

Worst tech gaff: Kristen Bell talking in the dark outside until someone turned on her key light. Oddball stunt: Tom Arnold pulling camouflage underpants out of Luke Bryan’s jeans to be tossed into the crowd.

Thanks to Katie Cook and Evan Farmer, here are some things we learned on the red carpet—which was purple, by the way. Hayden Panettiere is moving to Music City. She’s co-starring in the new ABC series Nashville. Despite all of them now being married, Hillary Scott, Charles Kelley and Dave Haywood all still ride on the same tour bus, with all three spouses. That’s how they keep coming up with those cool Lady Antebellum songs together. They’re playing a show with Bruce Springsteen at London’s Hyde Park this summer.

The show marked the first time that Pistol Annies have ever been nominated for any award. Toby Keith is the only artist who has performed on all 11 CMT award telecasts. Little Big Town is celebrating 15 years of being together. Jason Aldean is recording a Big Secret duet for his new CD, but he won’t tell us who it is with.

The Rascal Flatts Changed tour is with LBT, Eli Young Band and Edens Edge, and is believed to be country’s first all-band tour. As for the mash-up with Journey, “They welcomed us with ‘Open Arms,’” quipped Joe Don Rooney.

On the fashion front, Shawna Thompson of Thompson Square was a vision in a Greco-Roman beige pleated gown with wide breast straps and an otherwise nude torso. Sara Evans was in a silver bag. Kimberly Schlapman of LBT rocked in pink and black. Kellie Pickler chose a pale lavender, fringed cocktail dress with silver bar accents.

The black vest with white piping over a black lace blouse was a WTF choice by Kimberly Perry. On the other hand, Carrie Underwood was glittering in a form-fitting silver sheath. “I’m a human disco ball,” she chirped, “I love it.” Hubby Mike Fisher celebrates his birthday this week (6/5) and plans a concert tour of Europe with Carrie now that hockey season is over.

Of the men, Jake Owen turned the most heads. He wore a bright white linen suit over a V-necked black t-shirt. Very stylish.

Working the room were Colton Dixon, Skylar Laine, Big & Rich, Dax Sheppard, Ronnie Dunn, Steve Austin, Alan Jackson, Jordin Sparks, Dario Franchitti, The Clampetts, Ashley Greene,  Tony Hawk, Denise Richards and Glen Campbell, plus every publicist you’ve ever met.

Bobby Karl Works the CMA Music Fest Kick-Off Parade

Chapter 399

I love a parade.

And the kick-off parade for the 2012 CMA Music Festival on Wednesday (6/6) was a humdinger. It moved along Broadway from 10th Avenue to the Cumberland River at lunchtime.

Little Big Town with "The Voice" season 2 contestant Angie Johnson (center) at the CMA Music Festival Block Party

The Nashville Zoo had somebody waving merrily in a giraffe costume named Twiga. The Predators’ mascot Gnash did wheelies on his ATV. The Nashville Roller Derby gals struck poses while gliding by on skates. The Clydesdales were there! I love them, especially when they’re pulling a vintage Budweiser beer wagon.

The “General Lee” car from The Dukes of Hazzard rumbled along, tooting its “Dixie” horn all the way. The U.S. Marines, Nashville Firefighters and Davidson County Sheriff squad wowed the kiddies with their vehicles. The Rolling Thunder biker brigade made a mighty rumble. The Music City Drum and Bugle Corps sounded splendid.

The Girl Scouts and Brownies marched, proudly wearing their merit badges. There was a 40×60 foot American flag carried by veterans, the Bic razor girls, brightly painted custom tour buses, big balloons, marching bands and more Chevy trucks and Corvettes than you could shake a stick at.

Riding on the backs of those Corvettes were a bevy of country stars. Lorrie Morgan waved, wearing a lavender chiffon dress that billowed in the balmy breezes. Lynn Anderson was in a yellow summer wrap and a white chapeau with a big posey. The crowd sang “Rose Garden” to her. Country Music Hall of Fame member Bill Anderson looked as happy as a lark as he passed by.

Cowboy Troy drew hollers of recognition — snapshot takers yelled for him to turn this way and that. LoCash Cowboys tossed souvenir rubber balls into the throng. Rhonda Vincent was high above our heads on/in a giant shopping cart. Flynnville Train shared an Operation Troop Aid vehicle with that giant robot person who always shows up with that organization. Indianapolis 500 winner and Middle Tennessee resident Dario Franchitti was a big crowd favorite, riding on the race’s Camaro pace car.

"The Voice" contestant Gwen Sebastian in the CMA Music Festival Kick-off Parade

“Blow me a birthday kiss! I’m 50 today!” shouted a lady fan across the street from me. Dashing Dario obliged. Due West went a step further, serenading her with “Happy Birthday” from the back of their parade pick-up truck. Jeff Bates, Manuel, Craig Campbell, Julie Roberts, The McClymonts, Colt Ford, Ira Dean, Katie Armiger, J.T. Hodges, The Roys and Gwen Sebastian all had their own parade moments.

Perhaps the coolest thing was the Keep the Music Playing All Stars Marching Band. Consisting of 125 students from eight Metro public schools, this ensemble embodies the educational effort that the festival benefits. When I caught them, they were playing “The Wabash Cannonball,” with youthful verve.

Working the parade for all they were worth were Mark Cooke, Florida Georgia Line, Rachele Lynae, Craig Morrison, Craig Wayne Boyd, Tyler Farr, Greg Hanna, Rachel Holder, Jaida Dreyer, Amber Hayes, Chase Rice, David St. Romain, Daniel Smith, Corey Wagar, Weston Burt, Marlee Scott, Matt Stillwell, Leah Seawright and Jason Sturgeon.

Leading the way was the “Rhinestone Cowboy,” himself, parade grand marshal Glen Campbell. Bringing up the rear were four jumbo pontoon boats carrying Phillip Sweet, Kimberly Schlapman, Karen Fairchild and Jimi Westbrook. Accompanying them was a banner stating, “Follow me.” So we did, right on down to Riverfront Park.

YouTube discovery and The Voice contestant Angie Johnson sang “The Star Spangled Banner.” She is a Tech Sergeant in the National Guard.

Then Little Big Town kicked off the 41st annual, 2012 CMA Music Festival with — what else? — “Pontoon.” Let me tell you, in that atmosphere and in that moment, this new single sounded like the most massive hit of the summer. The crowd sang along with “Boondocks,” and LBT then took their bows. Don’t worry, the fearless foursome will return with a full show at LP Field on Saturday night.

Here’s a shocking statistic. The Nashville Chamber of Commerce members were recently polled about the CMA Music Fest. They were asked, “Are you attending any of this year’s festivities?” An astonishing 63% said, “No, I make it a point to stay far, far away.” This, from the supposedly community-booster-ing Chamber, mind you. About downtown Nashville’s biggest annual event, mind you. Which is all free to all our citizens (except for the Convention Center and LP Field events), mind you. And which pours tons of money into Nashville’s economy, mind you.

Honestly, those folks don’t know what they’re missing. I, for one, plan on having a blast.